The Keep
Once a year, military personnel get a two-week
vacation. For many who are not making the military a career, this vacation time
is actually a pay bonus. When I applied for my two-week vacation, everyone said
that I was crazy. They told me to take the money. I replied, “In my life, I
will have a chance to see a lot of money, but I may never have another chance
to see Europe.” Actually, I was able to
take two vacations in Germany. This particular vacation involved a train trip—a
grand tour of the countries of Western Europe.
It is June, all of the grand war games are completed
and the dirty ‘commies’ did not invade us. The weather in Germany at this time
is still cool, but pleasant. My mentor and guide, my dear friend Juliana, was
making all the arrangements for me. My vacation begins on June 7 at midnight. Not
being one for waiting around, Juliana picks me up at my apartment and takes me
to the ABLAST. On June 8, I check out at exactly 0.00 hours military time.
We decided to take the train for a couple of different
reasons, the main reason being that it is just easier to cross borders on a
train and it is fun. If you have never ridden in a train with someone of the
opposite sex that you like very well, you should. I do not think elaboration is
necessary. I prefer the second-class accommodations, but since I am not paying,
I traveled first-class with a sleeper room. That means we have all facilities
in our compartment and we do not have to share our room. The trains in Europe
are fast, with an express traveling at 70 miles-per-hour, not a bullet train
but still plenty fast.
The first few days we will hit some of the
highlights of Germany. Juliana will be doing some arranging while we travel. The
trip from Manheim to Stuttgart will take a few hours with very little to see. We
stop in Ulm to visit the world’s tallest cathedral in the world. Many tourists
visit the cathedral, but we try not to look like tourists. Impossible for me, but
Juliana being German and well traveled has no problem. Juliana plans for this
trip is to avoid having a plan at all. We have no idea where we will go next.
Stuttgart is not far from Ulm and we will get there early and spend the day
there.
Stuttgart for most automotive people is the home Daimler-Benz.
Their most recognized trademark is, of course, the Mercedes Benz. We went on a
tour of their racing division. One would think that a place where they build
cars would be greasy. Not so, the ceramic
tile floors are spotless. At the end of the tour little Miss Charming (Juliana)
asks if she could test-drive one of their racing cars. I thought the answer
would be a resounding “NO,” but little Miss Charming manages to charm a tour
guide to check if there is a car we could drive on the test track. Guess
what—there is. We were able to drive a Mercedes Benz 300 SLR. During the fifties the 300 SLR was just about
unbeatable on the sport car circuit. Tragedy overshadows the SLR’s victories
when the 300 SLR, leading the 1955 24-Hours of Le Mans, was involved in a
horrific accident. The accident involved the car driven by Pierre Levegh. Eighty-two
spectators, along with competitor Levegh, lost their lives in what remains the
highest-fatality accident in the history of motorsports. The unusual design and construction of the
SLR were directly responsible for the loss of life. The car was very light and had an extremely
powerful engine. The car had an
innovative air brake to help it slow down, but the air brakes and the drum
brakes could not slow the car enough to prevent Levegh from hitting the back of
an Austin-Healey. The collision caused the
SLR to become airborne. The ultra-lightweight
body and frame were made of an aluminum alloy with high magnesium content. The alloy ignited causing significant injury
and loss of life among the spectators; the race fire crew's unpreparedness
exacerbated the magnesium fire, as they initially tried to extinguish it with
water (which only made it burn hotter.) Following this tragedy, Mercedes
withdrew from competitive motorsports until the mid-1980s. They still made cars for other racing teams. Our car was a refined version of the 1955
model. Refined, because the engine had
two turbo chargers and the car’s horsepower was around 550-horsepower. We were told to keep the car below 160
miles-per-hour. Juliana, of course, drove first since she is paying the bills. All I can remember is damn! They said not to exceed 160 miles-per-hour. I figured at least a nosebleed and possible
brain damage. The acceleration simply
hurt. You have to realize that this test
course is neither a straightaway nor a simple oval; this is like driving on an
open road.
After recovering from the test drive, we rent a car
and drive to a former concentration camp outside of Stuttgart. This was not a pleasant
part of the trip, but it was interesting. We learned how inhumane civilized
people could treat their fellow humans. The camp was a work camp; local
industry could work the prisoners to death. One of the interesting, although
terrible, aspects of the camp was the central yard. In this area, the German SS
guards tortured and executed prisoners. The United States Army, after liberating
the camp, designated it as an Army prison. They say that after the first rain,
they had to remove all of the prisoners and guards. The water on the ground was
black from the blood soaking out of the ground.
Driving back to Stuttgart, we needed to find a place
for the night. We found a small Keep converted into a guesthouse. A Keep is a small-fortified
outpost, usually on the border of principalities. It is a little castle. The Keep
was on a small hill that was high enough for us to see for miles around
Stuttgart. The vista was beautiful. The room was comfortable and had all the
normal conveniences, such as a bed and private WC, and even our own private
turret. From the turret, we could sit and watch the sunset. There were 11
people staying at the Keep during this time. We all ate at a common table and
the meals were good German food. For supper, we had sour sirloin stroganoff, asparagus,
and beer. Dessert consisted of cream puffs. Juliana is the only person I ever
saw that could eat a cream puff without getting powdered sugar on her face. It
was rather romantic sitting on the turret, watching the sunset and the stars. This
would lead to trouble in the morning.
Breakfast was served at eight a.m. sharp. One thing I
may not have told about Juliana is that because of her profession, she is in extremely
good physical shape. In fact, one could say that she is rather athletic. Every
morning, rain or shine, we are up a 6 a.m. and run a minimum of one hour, and I
mean ‘run,’ not jog. After our little run, we go to the Keep to have breakfast.
Everyone is at the table when we enter the dining area. There are men and women
sitting at the table. Everyone gets up and starts applauding. I think that perhaps
they are applauding our run. Wrong!
Remember I said we had a private Turret and it was romantic to sit out
there and watch the sunset. What we did not know is that
there was a common overlook above us. Well, the result of the romantic
setting…ahem, led to romance. We did not realize that everyone could see us from
the overlook. A couple of Jagermeisters and two hours later, we retreat to our
room, not suspecting a thing. Now, I can never return because I wonder if
everyone was watching the whole two hours.
©2012 Michael L. Wright&Relinda Ruth



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